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i missed your skin when you were east

you clicked your heels and wished for me

Created on 2002-04-17 05:32:25 (#531438), last updated 2009-07-12

1,846 comments received, 1,976 comments posted

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Name:playing pianos filled with flames
Birthdate:1989-05-15
Location:Orléans, Ontario, Canada
Website:Facebook
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I know what you're thinking Barbara
But you gotta believe me
The only people that are out
At this time of the night
Are the cops



Photo is © W.Andrew Powel, 2005 theGATE.ca
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"Query: How contrive not to waste one's time?

Answer: By being fully aware of it all the while.

Ways in which this can be done: by spending one's days on an uneasy chair in a dentist's waiting room; by remaining on one's balcony all of a Sunday afternoon; by listening to lectures in a language one doesn't know; by traveling by the longest and least-convenient train routes, and of course standing all the way; by lining up at the box office of theaters and then not buying a seat; and so forth."


Obligatory ~*About Me*~ Section
Um... I'm female and live in Canada. I divide my time between Ottawa and Toronto. I'm a history major, minoring in French and political science. I work as a Barista at a downtown coffee shop. I love music and going to shows. I like sticking song lyrics and quotes in random places (because someone else has always said it better then I could), and changing my journal title every five minutes. I also make horrific typos. I secretly love hokey sci-fi, and I unashamedly love zombie films.

Friend at will, mes p'tits, the banner says it all.

I tried to be REALLY honest with my interests, so I put in everything, even the ones what are sort of, ahem, lame and/or pretentious. Oh well, who the fuck cares?

Favourite Music:The USED, Alexisonfire, Queen, Protest the Hero, He is Legend, eXterio, Placebo, Hot Hot Heat, PATD, Foxy Shazam, Oh No Forest Fires, The D'Urbervilles, Neutral Milk Hotel, John Ralston, Alexi Murdoch, Cobra Starship, Notre Dame de Paris (it's a musical but w/e) etc etc I'm pretty sure you get the point by now.

Favourite TV M*A*S*H, The Young Ones, Queer as Folk, SG-1, SGA, The IT Crowd, QI, Robin Hood, Torchwood, Firefly.

Teh constantly updated inside joke palooza:"Vampires...got Fall Out Boy? Bert the damn egg! DANE! Open your hymnals to Sing the Sorrow I don't love ugly. I had a helmet! It's Iwona and Ice Cube! LazurQuest@hawtmale.com 'THE PAUSE' Mama loves you Emma! 'Ils brulent ta gorge! Karen, you're not supposed to EAT them!' So you roll the dice and- GODDAMMNIT MONICA! Thyri~ne, bake us a cake! Oui... um... c'est bien... mais... je pense que... That's not just a stain, that is a generous portion of teriyaki! Pinmch, the new zesty snack! Speak. Damand. We will answer- SHIT! Doncha? WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG? *KETCHUP* Blue frown ANGRY! Good job winner.I'm a ballerina! *FALL* ...and if you look to the right, that is the spot that I was told the water here is drinkable! *VIPER VIPER* Ramona's touch... You just want some of ESTO! Would you like a burrito with esto? ALLEZ VOUS! Allez /vous/? OH SHIT! Who's gonna tell Gerardina!? This coke's for you Larade! *guzzle* TO LARADE! *clink* ZIS ENGLISH BITCH IZ TRYING TO CORRECT /MAH/ FRENCH! LAD BRACKNEL, Where's Karen? *SLPOSH*, You take that nothing and you TREASURE it! Theriault: Les filles, qu'est ce-- DAYUM, ÇA.C'EST DU GATEAU. DE. QUALITÉ.'THIS doesn't just happen, I have to CREATE this!'It's SEN.SEI. SENSEI. NOT KIKI KIRU! 'Rakka? WTF IS A KA VERB!?' 'Apes?' 'APES'!?!? I WILL CALL DOWN, A /MIGHTY FORCE/! BOOGERS YOU DAMN APE' 'I watched that movie last night and I think you're lying' '...for an evening of dinner and dancing''an eeeeeeeeeearinfection?' 'YOU FUCKING RE-GIFTED IT!? YOU PIECE OF SHIT!' 'burlap sack of wonder' 'WHOA, TWO WORDS LADY: ZOOM.OUT' WASTED WHITNEY! Daaamn, now we'll have to go to the FURTHEST Smarties machine, in plain sight of everyone! *pause* DUH DUH DUUUUUH' KAREN.FIVE.MINUTES.'KAREN.THAT'S.ENOUGH.' Hugette (nuff said, or not said) Vah-jay-jay'1-800-VAG-FACE'Let me fly Karen' cut your nary cabaret' tie your napkin 'round your neck CHERRY''Soooo...here're my cards''baked pie,pie sandwich. You HAVE A PIE, why are you sticking it between two slices of bread?!?!''I could have done this, or I could have done this, but I did this. Poor choice, poor choice''SADIE! Come here girl! *stares* *runs like the dickins*''Chihuahua cheese', Lady Sofa!..."

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down. - Mitch Hedberg

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